Monday, October 4, 2010

DARREN CRISS IS ON GLEE!!

This very special blog post is all about the fact that Darren Criss, yes, THE Darren Criss is now a member of the cast of the hit TV show, glee. Even if I'm not such a huge fan of glee (I turned it off after half an episode) I am definitely going to start watching, if only for Darren Criss and all his hawtness. (ahahaha)

Well, Darren joined glee as Blaine, the adorable gay guy from the rival school-Dalton Academy-'s glee club the DA Warblers. As of now, he'll be strictly in the friend zone with Kurt Hummel, the guy with the kickin' fashion sense, but the series creator, Ryan Murphy, says that the platonic friendship could evolve into something more as the season progresses.

All you AVPM/AVPS fans out there better know this, cuz this is probably the best thing since opposable thumbs.

Now, on to other Harry Potter related business. (yes, I'm obsessed. Bite me.) Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows comes out on November 19th, and I am Psyched.

When Harry, Ron and Hermione drop out of school after Dumbledore's death to go horcrux hunting They have no idea what the remaining horcruxes are, only that one belonged to Rowena Ravenclaw, one belonged to Helga Hufflepuff and the last is Nagini, Voldemort's serpentine familiar. The locations of the first two are unknown, and Nagini is presumed to be with Voldemort himself.

When the Golden Trio infiltrates the M.O.M, they recover Salazar Slytherin's locket and the sword of Godric Gryffindor, which they then use to destroy the locket. They break into Bellatrix Lestrange's Gringotts vault and recover another horcrux, this one being the cup of Helga Hufflepuff. When Harry learns that the diadem of Rowena Ravenclaw may be at Hogwarts, the trio sets off to destroy the cup and diadem. When Voldemort realizes what they're up to (took him long enough, the git) he heads over there and starts a war. Several major characters die during the battle dubbed "The Battle Of Hogwarts", including Snivellous Snape, Remus Lupin and Nymphandora Tonks. When Harry-- the accidental horcrux, is killed, he gets sent into a little inter-universal limbo and has a pleasant chat with everyone'd favorite old coot, Dumbledore. The horcrux had been destroyed, making Lord Voldemort once again, a mortal man (after Neville got Nagini), though a creepy one.

Once the battle recommences, inside the Great Hall this time, Harry offs Voldie and Molly Weasley gets to Bellatrix. The battle is won, and, like always, good prevails over evil.

Yes, I realized I just summarized basically the whole book. I. Don't. Care.

But as life must go on, I gotta go.

See you people later,

      Sincerely,
            ME.

5 comments:

  1. Ok, first of all: DARREN CRISS IS DEFINITELY THE BEST THING SINCE OPPOSABLE THUMBS (AND IT'S A GOOD THING HE HAS THEM CAUSE IF HE DIDN'T HE PROBABLY COULDN'T PLAY GUITAR TOO WELL AND THAT WOULD BE THE END OF THE WORLD)!!!!!!! EXCEPT YOU SAID THAT HIM BEING ON GLEE WAS THE BEST THING SINCE OPPOSABLE THUMBS. THIS IS INCORRECT. DARREN CRISS BEING ON GLEE IS THE BEST THING SINCE DARREN CRISS BEING BORN WHICH IS THE BEST THING SINCE OPPOSABLE THUMBS!!!!! I'M GONNA STOP YELLING NOW, ITS HURTING THE VOICE IN MY HEAD! Just thought I'd warn you.
    Second of all: You do realize that Harry killed Voldemort, not Dumbledore, don't you? Cause Dumbledore is on mars..... and Voldemort is dead.... except for the part of him that lives on in Quirell.... yeah. :)
    -Anna

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  2. Crap. All these people with bloody long names. Sorry bout that :)
    Indeed, Harry offer voldie. I'll see if I can edit this thing.

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  3. I. Love. You. That was amazing. :) except snaps is awesome and does not deserve to be called snivellous. Yeah. And Darren criss is definitely the best thing since opposable thumbs (which are very good b/c without them you wouldn't be able to slice bread and then nothing would be the best thing since sliced bread). :)
    Zoe (Kjos)

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  4. Thank god you get my reasoning, Zo. Without you, (and Anna, for pointing out my mistake) this would get nowhere.

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  5. OH MY GOD I LVOE YOU ALLLLLLLLL


    and yes, i can't spell 'love.' deal with it.

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