Randomness from a tired girl

Tuesday. Hoorah.

I UrbanDictionary-ed my name like, five seconds ago. Terr, you'd be proud.

Martha
1)   (noun) a term used to describe a girl who's a genuine badass; a successful, independent woman who doesn't take crap from no one and is well respected by everyone; everyone she meets loves her and just flat out envies how badass she is; may be usd in adj. form.

The new girl applied to the new teaching program and was such a badass that she got in; the interviewers were stunned by her sense of Martha-ness


Uh huh :)

MORE RANDOMNESS!!!

   A dime has 118 ridges on its edge.
              The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
      Anatidaephobia is the fer that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

And now, 20 reasons to be happy.
1: Me :D    You can't look at me and not smile.
2: Kittens. Unless you're allergic, which is dumb.
3: Penguins. Who the hell is allergic to penguins?!
4: Rainy day. Gloomy, but the rainbows are worth it.
5: Jason Munday. 'Nuff said.
6: The amazingness of Yoshi.
7: Spinning around till you fall over.
8: the fact that unicorns are real, they just own invisibility cloaks.
9: Hats that look like fish that Terr is most certainly not going to steal.
10: Aweome girls <3
11: Nerds :D
12: Socks that don't match and never will.
13: How pringles look like a duck face when you put them together.
14: Feeling like a ninja when you catch something in midair when you drop it.
15: Hugs from your mum :)
16: Puppy grins
17: Random moments of awesomeness.
18: Sharpies
19: Darren Criss's Gangter Face.
20: SNOW!!!

Grace, I hope you feel better. How was your day awesome?

!!!Crayola, the only one who picked a nonexistent number.!!!!